I hate the Winter Olympics, the only more boring than them is actually watching the water freeze to form the skating rinks. However I have come up with an idea to make them more exciting Dueling Uneven Parallel Bars On Ice. Two competitors would skate across the pond to a ramp which would count an the mount to the bars. They would then start their routines. The bars would be placed 1 inch closer to each other than the average height of the competitors. So not only would they have to do their routine but they would have to avoid the razor sharp skates of the other competitor. To really make it interesting you could also award points when ever blood is drawn. A decapitation could count as an automatic 10.
Just a thought.
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