Way back when there used people (and by that I mean me and my imaginary friends) used to say "Come the Revolution such and such will be the first up against the wall"
Today I start a new ongoing series entitled Come the Revolution. Everytime I get a few of these I will throw them up. Reader participation encouraged.
1. Come the revolution the history channel will be required to show some history related shows. Put UFOs and Monsters on the BS channel. Similarily MTV must at some point in their broadcast day show a music video.
2. Come the revolution there will be a day of public spectacle and wonder where politicians will have to line up in their home district to allow any constituent who wants to to kick them in the ass.
3. Come the revolution teachers will actually have to teach not just attend. Kids will actually have to go to school 5 days a week. If there is a professional development day on Friday better get ready to go to class on Saturday.
4. Come the revolution Dominos will be required to reinstitute the 30 minute guarantee. If necessary their cars will be given the same or higher legal status as emergency vehicles.
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