Oh. I'm Pretty Sure This Can't Be Good - German Archeologist Claims To Have Found Ark of the Covenant

...German researchers claim to have found the remains of the palace of the Queen of Sheba — and an altar that may have held the Ark.

The discovery, announced by the University of Hamburg last week, has stirred skeptical rumblings from the archaeological community.

The location of the Ark, indeed its existence, has been a source of controversy for centuries.

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The lead scientist (sorry for the small picture size) declined to say how he located the palace, but was heard muttering something about "der Furher being very pleased"



No word has been forthcoming on when to expect biblical plagues to strike the enemies of the Fatherland.