So another May Day has come and gone and with it another riot in Portland. Since the city continues to issue permits and the riots continue to happen I would like to suggest a new strategy for the police:
1. Spray the rioters with deer urine
2. Release starving grizzly bears into the streets'
After a couple riots turn into bear food (and later bear poop) I bet the behavior will change.
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