I think I am in love with Felicia Day

Aside from the fact that she is the creative force behind my current favorite webseries (The Guild) she is attractive, but not so attractive that that I want to stop breathing when I see her, smart (degrees in math and music), geeky, and successful. So basically everything I am not (except for geeky). Now I must develop a plan to get her to marry me. I know that will break the heart of all the other stars I have been stalking but that's the way it has to be. Sorry.