Saturday, March 07, 2009

Hillary Clinton announces next ally in line for insulting gifts

Next up Turkey chosen in an effort to satisfy the President's campaign promise to visit a Muslim country within his first 100 days in office.

My sources at the State Department* tell me that the list of gifts includes a bottle of Scotch and a smoked ham.

*by sources I mean the voices I hear in my head, and before anyone complains I know Turkey is a secular country. A legacy of Mustafa Kemal Attaturk. The question is does our Secretary of State.

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