I have said before that I live my life in compartments and I rarely let them cross. One of those separations is whoever I am dating and my family, because sure as God made horses crap one or the other is going to embarrass me and either my family won't speak to me or the girl I am dating will cut me off. Anyway I get crap for this occasionally and usually I just brush it off but one of these days I am going to bring home a girl who acts like this:
Of course mine will probably be about 20 pounds overweight and look like she was hit by Homer's makeup gun set on whore, but that's because my philosophy is go ugly early.
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