Of course I don't want to be buried in Taiwan, but you get the idea.
Just to make it clear -
Strippers doing pole dances in the four corners of the funeral parlor
A six pack of Miller Genuine Draft for every attendee
Lapdances available on request
6 Hooters girls to carry me to my grave
There ya go my funeral plans. If someone wants to give a eulogy I guess we can work that in too.
In related news - I keep telling everyone I am going to die quietly at my desk at work so no one notices for two or three days and I can stink everyone out, but this might be better:
Prosecutors in Manatee County, Fla., are proceeding with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during an undercover prostitution sting, the Sarasota Herald-Tribune reports.
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