Roll Call is reporting that the lawyer for DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey stated that Dick Cheney's phone number isn't not (yes that's what he said) on the list of numbers released earlier this week.
Crimes and Corruption of the New World Order is reporting that his number from his days as CEO of Haliburton appears in the records.
Other Important News - Hospitals in DC report a substantial increase in hookers presenting with broken pelvises (pelvi???).
More Important News - Chuck Norris's phone records have been examined and all the DC Hookers have called him. Many have named their illegitimate love children walker and Texas Ranger in honor of the occasion.
Still More Important News - 5 posts till I hit 1000.
Dick Cheney, DC Madam, Politics
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