The Girl With The Magic Anus - A Seattle Weekly Film Pick

OK the movie isn't literally titled "The Girl With The Magic Anus" but it might as well be. From reading the review in the Seattle Weekly calling it anything else is as accurate as calling Ron Paul a mainstream Republican.

Is Aachi & Ssipak a good movie? Not really. Is it awesome and worthwhile in an "I can't believe what I'm seeing!" kind of way? Absolutely. The movie's prime viewing period is after a bong hit and/or a couple of drinks. Just make sure you're sober enough to read the subtitles. This South Korean animated action flick follows a pair of street thugs who discover a wanna-be porn actress who defecates highly addictive pellets called Juicy Bars. According to the opening Star Wars–like exposition scroll, the person who controls Juicy Bars controls the world. When both the corrupt government and a renegade Smurf-esque street gang discover the girl's "magic anus," high-tech war ensues. No, really. That's what actually happens. Aachi & Ssipak's stunning action sequences, sure to please even the most hard-core fan, make this a must for those who love the extreme. (NR) FRANK PAIVA Neptune: midnight, Sat., May 26. Neptune: 9:30 p.m. Sun., June 17.

I wish I was smart enough to make this stuff up. I'd be rich.

SIFF, Movies