Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The most beautiful woman in the world weds banana tree

Aishwarya Rai, who 60 minutes called the most beautiful woman in the world has been sued for marrying a banana tree.

Seriously. I heard it on BBC World Service yesterday.

Apparently Ms. Rai is a manglik (has Mars in her astrological house) and this is considered unlucky to an earthly marriage. To appease the gods or whatever she has to marry a peepal tree, a banana tree or an idol of Vishnu.

Lucky Vishnu.

Anyway, she has been sued because this vegatation based marriage is a vestige of India's caste system and is therefore unconsttutional.

Seems to me that this is a case of Butt The F*** Out. Let her get married however she wants.

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