Monday, April 16, 2007

In Las Vegas

At a training seminar.

So far this has not been a pleasant trip.

-Alaska Airlines (the second worst US flagged airline in my opinion, US Air being the worst)kept us standing at the baggage carousel for an hour before they bothered unloading our bags. They apparently forgot the baggage at the terminal and no one from the airline seemed to care.

-After that I hag to take a tram to someplace in California to pick up my rental car. I don't know how the hell I am going to find my way back.

-Got to the hotel and they wouldn't let me check in. Told me to come back in an hour. Of course at this point at had to take a crap so bad I practically had to superglue my buttcheeks together to keep from shitting myself and they wouldn't let me use a bathroom. I would have cancelled right there but there is a big convention in town and zero room availability.

-Got checked in and the hotel doesn't have any hot water, so I don't know if I can take a decent shower this morning or not. Again I would be gone but no rooms anywhere.

Hopefully the class will be worthwhile. IF it sucks I may have a psychotic break and start looking for bell-towers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't they let you check in. Were you early and if so, they can get the room ready in fifteen minutes. I hate that sooooo much. I booked a business trip on www.reservediscountrooms.com and got to my room two hours early and was told that I couldn't check in. Well I had a few cocktails on the plane with my girlfriend and got a little pissy with them and they comped us dinner. We proceeded to drink more and then we were making out in the bar. I thought that all the business guys in the bar were going to comp our drinks too! Anyway, we've traveled together before and this was the first time we got intimate. It was so lovely, can't wait to go to Boston on the 26th with her, she is sexy. Goes to show you what happens when your room isn't ready