The Superficial has the story of the breakup of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. Typical Hollywood stuff but this line is great:
If you've seen Borat you know Kid Rock is out of his mind. It's probably the least slutty thing Pamela Anderson has done since she was twelve. And getting mad at Pamela Anderson for being a slut is like getting mad at a Smurf for being blue. You don't marry a hamburger and throw a fit when you find out it's delicious.
On the plus side now she is free to marry me and support me in a manner to which I could easily become accustomed.
(Can you tell I am waiting for the ice to melt in my parking lot so I can go to work.)
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